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St. Paul's Episcopal Church is a historic Episcopal church located at the northwestern corner of Knob and Reynolds Streets in Ironton, Iron County, Missouri. It was built between 1870 and 1871 and is a rectangular, Gothic Revival–style frame building. It measures 23 by 60 feet. It has a steep ridge roof and three story corner bell tower.
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